"She comes home and shows me what she’s been doing all day and what exciting dresses and bags she’s got coming through. And then I say something boring like ‘I got kicked today.’"
- David Beckham speaking about his wife, Victoria, Elle (via hormoaning)
(Source: rednwhitediary, via hormoaning)
do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds
(Source: trinityglassfille, via damndimples)
all i want in life is to go to concerts and have good eyebrows
(Source: dannydevitofan97, via damndimples)
"Date someone who would rather watch your favorite movie with you then go to a party on Friday night. Date someone who will share their food with you even though you said you didn’t want any. Date someone who will warm your hands in the winter and kiss your pink nose. Date someone who will text you they love you at 2am and at 9pm. Date someone who will let you change the station in the car when they’re driving. Date someone who can make you smile when you would rather die. Date someone who makes your insides feel like you’ve just downed a bottle of vodka. Date someone who makes you better."
- (via jessielou24)
maybe i should send you a bill for all my time you wasted
Miley gets upset because she says that a fan got in trouble for taking pictures
this is why Miley is fucking awesome
im just a human bean
(Source: holybae, via orgasm)
Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him