18 Yrs old.

Guys.

The United States of America on college education

  • I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
    Student:
  • YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
    USA:
  • I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
    Student:
  • HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
    USA:
  • I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
    Student:
  • YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
    USA:

“You know what’s got me so fucked up? Knowing that he’s kissing other girls and calling them baby.”

cuntplexity (via perfect)

tanlines-:

Do you ever have that one person that you could never get over no matter how hard you try. Instead you push your feelings deep down and pretend they don’t exist because they’ve certainly moved on.

dickrider420:

when boys take off their hoodies and their shirt comes off with it

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police